{"id":3715,"date":"2015-07-24T22:27:12","date_gmt":"2015-07-25T06:27:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.danamackenzie.com\/blog\/?p=3715"},"modified":"2015-07-24T22:27:12","modified_gmt":"2015-07-25T06:27:12","slug":"i-love-the-past-everyone-in-it-is-so-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/?p=3715","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I love the past. Everyone in it is so stupid.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing some random web-surfing today, when I ran into a <a href=\"https:\/\/groups.google.com\/forum\/#!topic\/rec.games.chess.politics\/9LPlxG8Jg3s\" target=\"_blank\">jaw-dropper of a thread<\/a> on Google Groups, from 2002.<\/p>\n<p>Wrote Larry Tamarkin (a master from New York) in rec.games.chess.politics:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Having played some of the great young talents of the last 20 years, I can give some perspective on the strength of the players at the time they were 8-11. (&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>Fabiano Caruana &amp; Marc Tyler Arnold. \u00a0These kids play here at the Marshall a lot, and I&#8217;ve played them many times. I generally win just barely from them (approximately 60% &#8211; My FIDE rating is 2186).<\/p>\n<p>I believe these two kids are the next top US players in the years to come. Both are just 9 years old, have talent comparable to Jeff [Sarwer]&#8217;s at 8, and (perhaps most importantly), stable family environments. \u00a0Talent-wise, I consider them ahead of Robert Hess, Michael Thaler &amp; other well-publicized kids today. \u00a0&#8211; Hey, I could be wrong, but that&#8217;s my opinion &amp; I&#8217;m sticking to it:).<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>This is actually a remarkably good prediction, given that they were nine years old at the time. Caruana reached #2 in the world last year, although he&#8217;s fallen back a little this year. Arnold is a grandmaster and ranked #33 in the U.S. Tamarkin was slightly wrong about Hess, who ranks a little bit above Arnold at #23 and has arguably been more successful. Michael Thaler? Who? He&#8217;s rated 2331 currently and hasn&#8217;t played a tournament in more than a year. In all fairness, it would appear he is now a graduate student in economics at Harvard University, and probably going to earn more money than Fabiano Caruana, Marc Tyler Arnold and Robert Hess combined.<\/p>\n<p>But I digress. The post that really got me was two posts below Tamarkin&#8217;s, written by an anonymous troll named &#8220;towser&#8221;:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>This is irrelevant. None of these players count when you look at the big picture. A strong US player is just an average European or Asian player.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Now in one sense Mr. Towser was not completely wrong. You could argue that Caruana only became really good after he moved away from the United States. However, I think that gets the causes and effects backwards. I think that the will to succeed, which motivated Caruana to move to Madrid at age twelve, would have made him successful even if he had stayed in the U.S. I&#8217;m going to say that if he had stayed in the U.S., he would still be in the world&#8217;s top twenty, maybe even the top ten. He would definitely &#8220;count.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After reading this thread, I was curious whether I could find other spectacularly wrong predictions on the Internet. The most amazing one I found was not only on the Internet, it was <em>about<\/em> the Internet. Clifford Stoll, a well-known author, wrote a column in <em>Newsweek<\/em> in 1995 called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newsweek.com\/clifford-stoll-why-web-wont-be-nirvana-185306\" target=\"_blank\">Why the Web Won&#8217;t Be Nirvana<\/a>. He makes more completely incorrect predictions in one article than most people make in a lifetime. Ironically, some of them were for pretty good reasons, but nevertheless they were wrong. According to Stoll:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> &#8220;The truth is no online database will replace your daily newspaper.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: No daily newspaper <em>isn&#8217;t<\/em> online.)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;No CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: As a philosophical statement I agree, but as a prediction it stinks; lots of online instruction is available.)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;No computer network will change the way government works.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: Arab Spring? Civic hacking?)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;Try reading a book on disc. At best, it&#8217;s an unpleasant chore: the myopic glow of a clunky computer replaces the friendly pages of a book. And you can&#8217;t tote that laptop to the beach. Yet Nicholas Negroponte, director of the MIT Media Lab, predicts that we&#8217;ll soon buy books and newspapers straight over the Internet. Uh, sure.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: Uh, Kindle? Amazon?)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;Logged onto the World Wide Web, I hunt for the date of the Battle of Trafalgar. Hundreds of files show up&#8230; None answers my question.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: So true. Before Google, that is.)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;Computer-aided education? Bah. These expensive toys are difficult to use in classrooms and require extensive teacher training.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: Nowadays the kids could teach the teachers.)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;We&#8217;re promised instant catalog shopping\u2014just point and click for great deals. We&#8217;ll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations, &#8230;&#8221;<\/span> (2015: You mean there&#8217;s any other way?)<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">&#8220;What&#8217;s missing from<\/span> <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">this electronic wonderland? Human contact. &#8230; Computers and networks isolate us from one another.&#8221;<\/span> (2015: I semi-agree with him, but again as a prediction this stinks. If he had only thought about <em>solving<\/em> the problem instead of just pointing it out, he could have been the one to invent Facebook.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I think that as a gold mine of failed predictions, it&#8217;s really hard to top this. You have to be damn smart to be so stupid. So I&#8217;ll leave the final words to another anonymous Internet wit, who commented on Stoll&#8217;s article: &#8220;I love the past. Everyone in it is so stupid.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was doing some random web-surfing today, when I ran into a jaw-dropper of a thread on Google Groups, from 2002. Wrote Larry Tamarkin (a master from New York) in rec.games.chess.politics: Having played some of the great young talents of the last 20 years, I can give some perspective on the strength of the players [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":80,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,235,25,171],"tags":[1688,3284,3283,2611,948,1035,1258,3280,3281,3282,81,994],"class_list":["post-3715","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-literature","category-off-topic","category-people","category-ruminations","tag-amazon","tag-clifford-stoll","tag-epic-fails","tag-fabiano-caruana","tag-facebook","tag-google","tag-jeff-sarwer","tag-larry-tamarkin","tag-marc-tyler-arnold","tag-michael-thaler","tag-predictions","tag-robert-hess"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3715","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/80"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3715"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3715\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3716,"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3715\/revisions\/3716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3715"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3715"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/danamackenzie.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3715"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}